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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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