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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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