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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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