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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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