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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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