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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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