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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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