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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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