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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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