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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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