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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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