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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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