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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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