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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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