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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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