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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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