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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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