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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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