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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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