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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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