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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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