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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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