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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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