Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.