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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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