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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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