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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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