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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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