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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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