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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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