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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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