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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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