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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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