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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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