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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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