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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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