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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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