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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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