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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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