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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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