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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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