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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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