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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Rt Hon
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a pufferfish 🐡
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
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