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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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