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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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