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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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