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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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