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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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