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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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