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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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