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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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