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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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