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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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