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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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