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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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