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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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